ohaiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

“Trust me Goldilocks, it’s been strategized, I just don’t know what to expect.” He responded, stretching his back after they landed, the flight itself was somewhat uncomfortable but now he felt strained. “C’mon down and lets talk about some ideas, Big guy, Y’know, shoot the sh… never mind.” He grinned in spite of himself and strolled over to the elevator, tapping the button to head down into the tower. Hopefully nobody else had heard about his arrest and he wouldn’t have to deal with that bag of worms.

Thor followed his friend, swinging mjolnir back and forth with each step as though it was a mere toy and not an extremely heavy object. “Aye! Let us go! I am sure our friends will be overjoyed by your return.” He walked into the elevator with Tony, staring at the glowing buttons in the machine. He couldn’t help but still be marveled by it.

Tony paused at the proclamation, wincing slightly. He didn’t know at all whether his friends would be pleased with his return. He didn’t know if they’d be happy at all to know that he had just evaded SHIELD custody with the aid of a possibly incredibly naive god of Thunder.   He tapped the main hall’s button and rode in some base silence for a minute before looking at Thor with some scrutiny.

“You don’t think it was my fault?”

haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

Tony clung to Thor, silently cursing having to ride along without any sort of protection, he scowled as they dragged into the air, staring down at the ground below, and lurching as Thor pulled them up.
“Back to Stark Tower. We’ll be fine there.” He shouted in return, his feet dangling uselessly in the air. “Lets go big fella.”

 ”Aye!” Thor replied, using their weight to propell them towards the building. This went on for a bit, until they were up above the tower. Thor brought them down slowly, not wanting to throw Tony off balance and causing him to fall. Soon, his feet touched the ground, and he brought mjolnir down.

“You have been released, my friend. Now come! We must begin a strategy!”

“Trust me Goldilocks, it’s been strategized, I just don’t know what to expect.” He responded, stretching his back after they landed, the flight itself was somewhat uncomfortable but now he felt strained. “C’mon down and lets talk about some ideas, Big guy, Y’know, shoot the sh… never mind.” He grinned in spite of himself and strolled over to the elevator, tapping the button to head down into the tower. Hopefully nobody else had heard about his arrest and he wouldn’t have to deal with that bag of worms.

haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

Tony’s face broke out into a wide grin and he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath, after shaking off the laughter he grabbed onto Thor’s arm and nodded. “Civil Disobedience, Totally.” He agreed, glancing back into the room where a red alarm system only then started to screech. “Sounds like we’re gonna have company, pal, We better get outa here.” He shouted over the blaring alarm, twisting his fists together around Thor’s shoulders.

Without another word, Thor swung mjolnir over his head, as though Tony and him were a helicopter and mjolnir the propeller. The strength in the swinging sent them up into the air, through the hole, and into the sky. Thor grinned with accomplishment. Illegal it may be to Midgardian laws, Thor was not about to let Tony be stowed away in this accursed cell because of his brother’s manipulation. Soon, they were far above the ground, and he was looking for a safe haven to land.

“Where shall we go, my friend!?” he shouted.

Tony clung to Thor, silently cursing having to ride along without any sort of protection, he scowled as they dragged into the air, staring down at the ground below, and lurching as Thor pulled them up.
“Back to Stark Tower. We’ll be fine there.” He shouted in return, his feet dangling uselessly in the air. “Lets go big fella.”

Tony stalked into the War Room in Avengers Tower with his arm full of paperwork, hastily shoved into a manilla folder. He wanted to be sure everyone had arrived and dealt with smalltalk before he got in, he was in no mood for interruption.

“Gentlemen. Ladies. I’ve called you here to discuss the course of action we will be taking.” He made his way around the long table in the center of the room to the head of it, nodding to those gathered inside. He nodded to Carol at the end of the table and slid his file of paperwork onto the table before him.

“Loki, Self-proclaimed god of Mischief and other worldly entity has … ” He struggled with the words, his grip on the back of his leather chair tightening slightly. “arranged things in a way that we’ve lost one of our own. This must not be allowed to be accepted.” He stared down for a moment, losing his voice and his train of thought.  He stifled his emotions and mentally slammed the cork back into that bottle. He needed to be strong for just a little while, and he needed to lead.

“My dad, always said,” he paused, shaking his head and clicking his teeth, deep in concentration as he leaned forward on the chair. “And probably most of your dads, the best defense is a good offense. I’ve been working with a few teams on trying to find the location of this… fugitive, and so far have come up with nothing. We’re likely going to have to either wait for him to show his slimy head again or we’re going to have to bait him out.” He paused,  scanning the room. 

“I know— I know that this is probably the last thing most of you want to hear, and god help me, no one wants to try to find this son of a bitch more than me, but, that’s not something we can really do at this moment.” He glanced over between Peter, Bobbi and Natasha with somewhat pleading eyes. He knew that they were probably hurting just as bad as he was in the scheme of things, but he needed their patience if his ideas were going to work.

“If anyone has any ideas, I’d like to hear them now.” He tapped the paperwork on the desk and slid around into the chair before the table. “This is for after the little brainstorming sesh.” He glanced over, noticing Johnny.

“Any ideas for us, Storm?”

haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

haiguisitsthor:

How are you, my friend?

Been better son of odin… hehh…

Aye, as have I. Are you intoxicated?

Verily…

hahaha..haha.

Indeed, you should be careful. The poisoning could be great.

it could bee but i think ill be alright….

iveslept off worse

Well… do be careful. And share!

pffhhh when did you last share yer mead with me, despite me askinn a bunch?

come around next time adn i will

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haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

haiguisitsthor:

How are you, my friend?

Been better son of odin… hehh…

Aye, as have I. Are you intoxicated?

Verily…

hahaha..haha.

Indeed, you should be careful. The poisoning could be great.

it could bee but i think ill be alright….

iveslept off worse

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haiguisitsthor:

iron-liver:

haiguisitsthor:

How are you, my friend?

Been better son of odin… hehh…

Aye, as have I. Are you intoxicated?

Verily…

hahaha..haha.

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haiguisitsthor:

How are you, my friend?

Been better son of odin… hehh…

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Avengers, Assemble.

I expect everyone in the meeting room at 9am.

This is not a joke.

Doctor Strange, if you could come too, it’d be much appreciated.

haiguisitsthor:

lokithetrickstergod:

haiguisitsthor:

lokithetrickstergod replied to your post: OOc;

>_> I MISSED YOU

efdgrf XDD

IT’S BEEN SO LONG. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. THOR. THOR COME BACK TO ME. I NEED YOU. WE CAN WORK IT OUT. I SWEAR. IT CAN BE A MENAGE A TROIS WITH TUMBLR. IT WILL BE DER-FUCKING-LICIOUS.

PLEASE.

I LOVE YOU.

OH BROTHER IVE MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO! YES A MENAGE A TOI IS THE ONLY WAY
I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
YES LETS WORK IT OUT
OH MY BROTHER!!!!

You’re killing me xDDD

I can film it right becuase goddamn.

and yes I fucking missed you bitch come to my arms let us roleplay.

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