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iron-liver:

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Thats. Thats not what.. No, Clint. I didn’t do that.. It was timed and you wouldn’t move.. Oh god.

What did I do?

You didn’t do that? Are you fucking shitting me, Stark? Are you even listening to what you’re saying? You didn’t do that? Oh, so no .. that Iron Man suit wasn’t you. I’m wrong. The mechanic abomination you built was just someone else. Someone else that had your suit and your technology and your shit ass energy heart. Thank you so fucking much for clearing that up for me.

Don’t ask that. You have no fucking right to ask that!

You know what you did! You tried to kill me!

Clint. Clint.. No.. 

… please. I.. Come here. Talk to me… 

You act all high and mighty because we thought you were dead, where the fuck have you been? Do you think that …

Oh god, You didn’t hear me, did you.

I thought.. oh god I can’t do this-

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

No, what? Is no your favorite word? Are you too fucking wasted and pissed drunk to say something else, Stark?

Like you give a flying fuck where I’ve been. Away from you and the rest of the backstabbing crew, that’s where I’ve been. Safe. But I’m sure that’s not what you want. You want me dead, buried in a casket six feet underground. Did you spit on my grave too, Stark? Huh?

Shove that apology up your ass. I know it’s not true. You were never sorry and you’ll never be. All this fucking time you played me but no more. I’m not gonna fall for your bullshit again.

Thats.. not relevant.

The last thing I’ve ever wanted was you dead you stupid prick. Goddammit you used to talk about me being blind.   I don’t know what I need to do to get you to see… 

You fucking asshole. you fucking asshole.

(Source: arrowsftw)

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

Oh. Right. I’ll schedule an appointment then. 

You’re fucking frosty the snowman’s handycapable cousin. I’m not fucking waiting. Come here.

No. I think not. I have things to do, yet.

NO! NO. 

FUCK THAT. COME HERE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

THATS NOT FAIR. YOU CAN’T JUST DO THIS TO PEOPLE YOU MONSTER!

I can do that, and I did.

NO YOU SHITHEEL MOTHERFUCKING COCKLOVING SON OF A WHORE!

YOU DON’T GET THAT CHOICE!

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

Oh. Right. I’ll schedule an appointment then. 

You’re fucking frosty the snowman’s handycapable cousin. I’m not fucking waiting. Come here.

No. I think not. I have things to do, yet.

NO! NO. 

FUCK THAT. COME HERE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

THATS NOT FAIR. YOU CAN’T JUST DO THIS TO PEOPLE YOU MONSTER!

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

 LOKI YOU TWISTED SLIMY FUCK. THIS IS BEYOND WRONG.

Oh, wrong is a societal construction.

Don’t fucking play with me you cocksucker. What have you done?

I saved Clint from you. That’s simple enough to understand, isn’t it?

SAVED HIM? SAVED HIM FROM ME?

Oh my god.. No. This— Ughhh this is another nightmare.

It probably is for you. Losing your lover to me, in all sense of the word.

Oh god, Ohh god.

This is wrong, this is wrong wrong wrong…

You poor thing.

Why don’t you go back to the love that will never leave you— alcohol?

Is.. you did all this…

Oh good god. You evil bastard. Come down here and fight me. Be a man for once in your life and take the beating that your adopted daddy should’ve laid down on you your whole life.

I’ll fight you when I have finished some things. I am a busy man, and you are but one piece of an entire realm.

Oh. Right. I’ll schedule an appointment then. 

You’re fucking frosty the snowman’s handycapable cousin. I’m not fucking waiting. Come here.

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Oh god this isn’t happening. 

Clint.. You, You’re not.. How are you alive?

Open your fucking eyes wide and don’t blind, Stark. Because this is as real as shit gets. You failed. You tried to kill me and guess the fuck what, asshole? You didn’t do it. Shit ass aim, like I’ve always said.

What the fuck do you care? You only want to see me dead. 

What?

I didn’t.. I didn’t try to kill you.

I didnt… I.. 

That.. Oh god..

Oh, so the huge ass beam directed at my face was just an energy kiss? You fucking love me so much that you want to smash my face with your beams? Why don’t you tell me a different one now. Make it believable. Or at least fucking pretend.

Thats. Thats not what.. No, Clint. I didn’t do that.. It was timed and you wouldn’t move.. Oh god.

What did I do?

(Source: arrowsftw)

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

 LOKI YOU TWISTED SLIMY FUCK. THIS IS BEYOND WRONG.

Oh, wrong is a societal construction.

Don’t fucking play with me you cocksucker. What have you done?

I saved Clint from you. That’s simple enough to understand, isn’t it?

SAVED HIM? SAVED HIM FROM ME?

Oh my god.. No. This— Ughhh this is another nightmare.

It probably is for you. Losing your lover to me, in all sense of the word.

Oh god, Ohh god.

This is wrong, this is wrong wrong wrong…

You poor thing.

Why don’t you go back to the love that will never leave you— alcohol?

Is.. you did all this…

Oh good god. You evil bastard. Come down here and fight me. Be a man for once in your life and take the beating that your adopted daddy should’ve laid down on you your whole life.

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

 LOKI YOU TWISTED SLIMY FUCK. THIS IS BEYOND WRONG.

Oh, wrong is a societal construction.

Don’t fucking play with me you cocksucker. What have you done?

I saved Clint from you. That’s simple enough to understand, isn’t it?

SAVED HIM? SAVED HIM FROM ME?

Oh my god.. No. This— Ughhh this is another nightmare.

It probably is for you. Losing your lover to me, in all sense of the word.

Oh god, Ohh god.

This is wrong, this is wrong wrong wrong…

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

lokithetrickstergod:

iron-liver:

 LOKI YOU TWISTED SLIMY FUCK. THIS IS BEYOND WRONG.

Oh, wrong is a societal construction.

Don’t fucking play with me you cocksucker. What have you done?

I saved Clint from you. That’s simple enough to understand, isn’t it?

SAVED HIM? SAVED HIM FROM ME?

Oh my god.. No. This— Ughhh this is another nightmare.

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iron-liver:

Oh god this isn’t happening. 

Clint.. You, You’re not.. How are you alive?

Open your fucking eyes wide and don’t blind, Stark. Because this is as real as shit gets. You failed. You tried to kill me and guess the fuck what, asshole? You didn’t do it. Shit ass aim, like I’ve always said.

What the fuck do you care? You only want to see me dead. 

What?

I didn’t.. I didn’t try to kill you.

I didnt… I.. 

That.. Oh god..

(Source: arrowsftw)

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iron-liver:

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iron-liver replied to your post: Clint?

No, This… How? I mean.. Thank god. But.. Murderer.. yeah.

Oh, “thank God” is it? After what you did? Is that killer’s remorse, Stark? Is your guilt eating you up and spitting you out? Or did you enjoy shooting at me, hoping that it’d be the last breath I’d take? ‘Cause from where I was standing .. I gotta say, you were pretty fucking determined to get rid of me. 

You— No. No. Loki you bastard is this another trick? I thought you were done with this shit.

Stop you sick son of a bitch.

No, no what, Stark? Can’t face up to the reality of what you did? Fuck off. I’m not Loki and I’m not a fucking trick. 

Stop what? Living? You wish, you asshole. I am not gonna die. You can try again and again and again, Stark. But know this. I will never stop until you get what you deserve.

Oh god this isn’t happening. 

Clint.. You, You’re not.. How are you alive?

(Source: arrowsftw)