Fantastic Quotes. IC and OOC
[4:22:13 AM] Loki Odinson: (I understand that Sleipnir just wants a stable home…(
[4:22:15 AM] Loki Odinson: (with a father.)
[4:22:16 AM] Tony Stark: (LOL STABLE)
[10:27:35 PM] Steve Rogers: (I could fap to this.)
[10:28:41 PM] Darcy Lewis: (I could fap to this but that would be FAPCEPTION.)
[10:28:49 PM] Steve Rogers: (…)
[10:28:51 PM] Steve Rogers: (you have to go deeper.)
[6/14/2011 10:18:47 PM] Nicholas J. Fury: Can you not flirt while our destruction is imminent?
[1:39:35 AM] Tony Stark: (A kiss with a fist is better than none.)
[1:40:09 AM] Clint Barton: (what about a shoe to the dick ? )
[1:40:25 AM] Tony Stark: (SDFKSHDKFHBDSF)
[11:20:47 PM] Clint Barton: he does
[11:20:49 PM] Clint Barton: yknow
[11:20:51 PM] Clint Barton: hate him
[11:20:53 PM] Clint Barton: with a lot of fuck
[9:57:42 PM] Tony Stark: I feel like I’m blueballed.
[9:57:50 PM] Steve Rogers: WELCOME TO MY ENTIRE LIFE.
[1:37:56 AM] Tony Fucking Stark: JESUS FUCK THERES A MONSTROUS SPIDER IN MY KITCHEN
[1:38:24 AM] Clint Barton: What? Dude, Kill it.
[1:38:50 AM] Tony Fucking Stark: NO ITS HUGE AND DISGUSTING
[1:39:04 AM] Clint Barton: YOU’RE FUCKING IRON MAN. STOMP IT.
[07/07/2011 23:51:55] Clint Barton: tony’s like .. a robot
[07/07/2011 23:52:12] Peter Parker: He’s a creepy robot that runs on booze and ass
[0:00:00] Peter Parker: That’s for damn sure. My favorite moment: “I totally could’ve beat you” said after I tossed a garbage dumpster at him
[0:00:13] Clint Barton: my hero
[11:56:43 PM] Janet Van Dyne: Hey Loki should fuck Beta Ray Bill. It’s like banging his brother and a horse at the same time. The best of both worlds.
[3:36:28 AM] Clint Barton: Sure thing, Mr. glass half empty.
[3:36:42 AM] Tony Fucking Stark: Its more like
[3:37:09 AM] Tony Fucking Stark: The glass is there, it will be empty at some point if it is full. I just look to see whether it’s being drunk or knocked over and spilled
[3:37:43 AM] Clint Barton: ..
[3:38:04 AM] Tony Fucking Stark: Thats probably the easiest way to explain my perception I’ve ever thought of.
[3:38:31 AM] Clint Barton: You have the weirdest brain ever.
[11:26:55 PM] Peter Parker: *Fires off two globs of web at Maria and Jan and then takes off*
[11:27:13 PM] Janet Van Dyne: Oh Steve, not in the face.
[11:27:44 PM] Steve Rogers: I have a pretty good idea of the mechanics of things…and I’m fairly certain that wasn’t me, ma’am.
[11:50:01 PM] Tony Stark: *walks back out, stark white* fuck life. I cant do it.
[11:50:20 PM] Maria ‘The Boss’ Hill: ((pfttt stark white))
[11:50:34 PM] Steve Rogers: (I thought it too. :D)
[11:50:52 PM] Janet Van Dyne: (So does that mean Rhodey Black is a crayon color too?)
[23:12:57] Clint Barton: (( /swoons ))
[23:14:09] The Trickster God: ((-catches dramatically-))
[23:14:21] Clint Barton: (( Oh, Mr. Loki, oooh ~ ))
[23:16:55] The Trickster God: ((-sweeps a hand over his face, cupping his cheek- I… I can’t hide it any longer. ))
[23:17:26] Clint Barton: (( Oh, Mr. Loki .. my feelings for you, they are too strong ! How did I never see it before ? ))
[23:18:27] The Trickster God: ((You are a fool, but.. but so am I. -leans in close- Let me taste love on your lips.))
[23:19:02] Clint Barton: (( I am, but I am your fool. /leans up, wraps arms around his neck. Yes, Master. Anything for you. ))
[23:19:30] The Trickster God: ((-kisses all dramatically and deeply and angels sing and the world lights up-))
[23:21:16] Clint Barton: (( /kisses back with love and passion, making filthy noises of lust. ))
[23:22:25] The Trickster God: (( -takes right then and there like a rutting animal full of dirty urges-))
[3:41:06 AM] The Trickster God: I hate you you little piece of shit Stark
[3:41:09 AM] Tony Stark: LMAO
[3:41:10 AM] Tony Stark: WHY
[3:41:11 AM] The Trickster God: come here and let me love you
[3:41:12 AM] Tony Stark: HAHAHAH
[12:37:31 AM] Tony Stark: Cmere you little flamer
[12:37:32 AM] Tony Stark: let me love you
[12:37:40 AM] Johnny Storm: maybe
[12:37:45 AM] Johnny Storm: later
[12:37:49 AM] Johnny Storm: much
[12:37:52 AM] Johnny Storm: later
[12:38:04 AM] Tony Stark: …i’ve got time, sexpants.
[12:38:30 AM] Johnny Storm: O_O
[12:38:48 AM] Tony Stark: / licks lips;
[12:38:49 AM] Johnny Storm: if we do
[12:38:53 AM] Johnny Storm: I pitch
[12:38:57 AM] Tony Stark: …..
[12:39:06 AM] Steve Rogers: *comes in at the wrong time* Oh boy, baseball!
[12:39:16 AM] Stephen Strange MD: No Steve
[12:39:18 AM] Stephen Strange MD: No
[12:39:21 AM] Steve Rogers: …not baseball?
[12:39:23 AM] Tony Stark: No steve no
[12:39:23 AM] Stephen Strange MD: No
[12:39:25 AM] Tony Stark: steve no
[12:39:26 AM] Tony Stark: nosteve
[12:39:27 AM] Steve Rogers: …
[12:39:29 AM] Steve Rogers: golly.
[12:39:31 AM] The Trickster God: No.
[12:39:31 AM] Steve Rogers: *sulks and leaves*
[6:46:18 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: does dudes banging toni stark say things about how they feel about tony
[6:46:18 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: jwjw
[6:46:37 PM] Bobbi Morse: Don’t think so.
[6:46:42 PM] Remy Lebeau: I doubt Remy wants your dick, mon ami
[6:46:44 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: LOL
[6:46:49 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: OH I THINK HE DOES
[6:46:54 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: / egos all over the place
[11:13:07 PM] Stephanie Strange: *flips tits*
[11:13:25 PM] Stephanie Strange: *flips boats*
[11:13:30 PM] Stephanie Strange: *flips hoes*
[11:13:31 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: lmfao
[11:13:41 PM] Stephanie Strange: *Flips Tony*
[11:14:31 PM] Anthony Edward Stark: / flies away in a spiral ; Looks like team rocket’s blasting off again!!! *ding*
[2:42:11 PM] Francis Barton: That awkward moment you get confused with your dad.
[2:42:18 PM] Francis Barton: RIGHT, STARK?
[2:42:19 PM] Francis Barton: Bl
[4:06:27 AM] Tony Stark: Is robert me jw jw
[4:06:54 AM] FleetHall: lol of course you are both tony so with math IT WORKS
[4:07:11 AM] FleetHall: if a =b lolol
“Oh, you wanna play it that way? Fine.
/holds Tony’s head still and leaves a big slobbery trail of spit across his cheek/
You taste like alcohol and regret.”
~James Rhodes.
