mariahillshield:

iron-liver:

 Only when you scowl. Because then I’m sure I’m about to be tasered.

 Otherwise you’re decently attractive. Trust me, I’m a great judge of that.

Get the fuck out, Stark. If you value your life you’ll stop talking. Right now.

 [snickers]

I’m goin, I’m goin’.

I mean it though. Smile, Maria. You owe it to yourself.