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The Stark's Prayer
Our Tony, naked in vodka.
Drunken be thy name.
Your Audi come.
Your pants be undone.
on bed as you live in orgasm heaven.
Give us this day our daily booze,
and find that lost change
As we forgive those who pressed naked against us.
As you lead us into temptation
and deliver us into mind blowing orgasms
AmenIronman
Do you think putting “had a threesome with Tony Stark” on my resume would help me get a job?
Oh my god that was me.
HAHA i didn’t think you’d remember that or read this lol!!!
Oh baby I’d never forget a face.
Or that ass.
juicy-bruce said: Only if I was part of that threesome.
And it’s never too late, sugarlips.
(Source: reedussomeporn)
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The Hush sound? Really Bobbi? I didn’t know you were a 15 year old girl.You caught me. These tits? They’re fake.
Then I retract my long term invitation for you to bunk over for a night of wild sex.
Because my rack is fake? Shallow, Anthony. Very shallow.
That and you’re sort of baby crazy. I mean, wearing a … wait you’re knocked up aren’t you?
Hahahaha. Yeah, probably. XDDDD That's funny, Tony. Thank you for making me laugh.
Eh, Everythings funny if it’s spun just right.
No you won’t. You’re gonna think about the repercussions like- What if people find out and judge me? What if I catch an STD from Stark’s promiscuous ass? What if he tells someone else I’m fucking? You’re not thinking about whether you should or not. You’re thinking about the results.
Let me tell you. I’m all about results. And I’ll make ‘em the best possible outcome for you. It’s easy. Trust me, I’m pretty okay at making things work.
… No, actually I was thinking about whether or not I was horny right now but I live in a state of horniness all the time anyway so, uh, okay. Compelling argument there, chief. I’m sold.
Alright then. Come on over.
I dumped him this time. I got tired of waiting around alone while he gallivanted around the Nine Realms doing God knows what.
Probably fucking horses. He does that you know.
Him and Catherine the Great would get along pretty well I bet.
Do you speak spanish or are you just regurgitating shit you’ve heard Natasha say during her honey pots?
Think, Barton. I know you’re capable of even elementary thought.
I know a thing or two, enough to tell you to go fuck yourself.
‘Course I am but .. oh. Oh.
Only if you join me, Sweetums~
I’ll have to think about it.
No you won’t. You’re gonna think about the repercussions like- What if people find out and judge me? What if I catch an STD from Stark’s promiscuous ass? What if he tells someone else I’m fucking? You’re not thinking about whether you should or not. You’re thinking about the results.
Let me tell you. I’m all about results. And I’ll make ‘em the best possible outcome for you. It’s easy. Trust me, I’m pretty okay at making things work.
Do you speak spanish or are you just regurgitating shit you’ve heard Natasha say during her honey pots?
Think, Barton. I know you’re capable of even elementary thought.
I know a thing or two, enough to tell you to go fuck yourself.
‘Course I am but .. oh. Oh.
Only if you join me, Sweetums~
We broke up, Tony. I gave him his ring back two weeks ago. :(
I’m pretty sure the douche dumped you the last time we talked too. You guys have more ups and downs than a roller coaster in an earthquake.
